Have you ever hired anyone? Reviewed resumes for an open position?

I still smile over the software developer who proclaimed on his CV that he was “born to code.” He got the job, and soon we learned that he wasn’t bragging after all.

The team at Almagreta Resume Templates has collected and illustrated other funny statements from resumes they’ve seen over the years. Which is your fave?

Top 10 Funny Resume Quotes [INFOGRAPHIC]